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The DEUCE - MIDDAYS!
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The DEUCE - 10am till 3pm Monday thru Friday
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CHECK OUT WHAT'S IN MY CD PLAYER RIGHT NOW!
SEVENDUST - ALPHA
Released - March , 2007 Asylum Records
TOOL - 10,000 DAYS
May 2, 2006 Volcano II/Tool Dissectional: U.S. Records
LOCAL H - AS GOOD AS DEAD
May 2, 2004 Island Records
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THE UNDERBELLY of The DEUCE!
Hey what up peeps! Deuce here from Channel 103.1. So I am suppose to write some interesting things about me, and how exactly I ended up here. They say it's who you know, screw that. It's(and listen up kids), it's how good and how much you kiss ass, and nobody kisses ass better than me. I have never really worked hard for anything in my life. I have managed to skate, and ride the coattails of others to get where I am at. Hell why do all the work, when you can find some poor sap to do it for you. Even better yet for you guys, get your self a sugar momma, they pay for everything. You feel me? Word!
I began my illustrious career in Orlando, Florida. They call it the sunshine state, but should seriously consider calling it the "Criminal State". Florida is where you go to get away from whatever it is your hiding from. For me it was to re-invent my self from a skinny dork to the sexy, intelligent, suave hunk I have become. DON'T HATE... Appreciate.
Then The Deuce (that's me!) moved on to Harrisburg, a little town in Pennsylvania. But I decided to live in Philadelphia and commute, I thought it would be cool. uhhh,.....NO! There is a reason they call it "Filth-a-delphia" It sucks ass. After a year in hell, I returned home to Indianapolis to be closer to my family. I started part time at X103 in Indianapolis, we then got a new Program Director who was completely unaware of my ass kissing ways, and I wiggled my way into full time. SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that brings me to now and being on Channel 103.1 I also plan on doing a little ass kissing here as well, including Jason Keller, Big Mike "The Enforcer". For them I plan on doing odd jobs around their homes, like cutting their grass, washing their cars, and scrubbing their toilets. They said it builds character. Those guys are so cool for making me feel so welcome.
I like long walks on the beach, cuddling with that special someone while drinking some red wine, and listening to Neil Diamond. He ROCKS! Ok, so all that crap is not true, but I do love to eat oysters, don't know why, but they remind me of something, just can't quite put a finger in it, I mean on it?????? I like to shop for hair products, and wear lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots, and lots of cologne! The ladies dig it, yeah baby! Now I know you ladies are wondering what my stats are, well here you go, they are as follows:
WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW LADIES!
NAME: The Deuce - Don't forget the "The" AGE: Old enough to drink and young enough to keep going HEIGHT: Short, really short. Borderline midget WEIGHT: Like a toothpick SEX: Yes Please! HOMETOWN: Orlando E-MAIL: deuce@channel1031.com
MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/deucex103 Favorite bands include, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Social Distortion, 311, Tesla, Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses, Godsmack, Tool, Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog, Audioslave, The Transplants, and the Beastie Boys, just to name a few. I love watching TV, I am kinda lazy that way, especially reality shows, documentaries, and Colts football. GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!! Sorry New York fans. And no I am not a band wagon jumper, I was born in Indy. I also enjoy movies, anything with violence, and of course nudity. Female nudity only, don't need to see a guys ass. Well enough about me, I am out of here. Don't forget you can drop me a line or pics. I love funny pics of people partying. Also, I love pics of hot chicks, if you think your a hot chick, and want to be featured on my page here at channel1031.com then send them to me, using my email link above. If selected you will officially become part of The Deuce's Play Pin. You people be good, I'm the Deuce, PEACE OUT! oh, and ................. ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE DEUCE'S PLAYPIN HOTTIES
The Second Official Member of the PlayPin
Oh Yeah, Who's your Daddy now?
The First Official Members of the PlayPin:
 Hot Chicks showin The Deuce some love!
I'm looking for my next members of THE DEUCE'S PLAYPIN HOTTIES. Wanna be one? Send me your hot pic to deuce@channel1031.com |
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Check Out Some of My Favorite Links
Here is a good one that makes fun of the likes of Britne and Paris
http://www.thesuperficial.com/
Here is one with stupid video's. Hence the name
http://www.stupidvideos.com/tv/new/?hs444=mygeek_pop&mute=1
The Indianapolis Colts. YEAH BABY! SuperBowl Champs!
http://colts.com/
A very funny site with funny videos. Be sure to check out FARK TV
http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/artist/fark_tv/ |
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